So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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