i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Use "feeling words"
Yay
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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