the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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