their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Drake has all the answers
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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