Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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