How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
