well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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