just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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