Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
