Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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