I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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