how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
