I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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