I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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