forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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