maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
should my penis look like a turkey
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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