He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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