her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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