I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
