I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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