ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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