Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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