im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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