Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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