Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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