I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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