no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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