After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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