Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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