remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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