no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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