small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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