I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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