come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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