I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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