Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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