I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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