i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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