Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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