Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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