You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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