Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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