How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Shame is for Republicans.
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