forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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