And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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