I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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