So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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