so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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