Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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