Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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