Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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