he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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