My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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