He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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