i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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