dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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